Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion-but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly; Dale buys a suit of armor and behaves as if he's invincible.
A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy.
Luanne and Bill get a chair at a local hair salon, and in order to compete with the other trendy hairdressers, Bill tells everyone he's gay.
Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
