Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female; after reviewing the Warren Commission Report, Dale turns pro-America.
Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty... but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.
Hank finds himself trapped in the middle when Enrique breaks up with his wife; Bobby and Joseph find a way to override Hank's channel block so they can watch the Daytona 500 on FOX.
Hank realizes he doesn't have any home owner's insurance; Dale realizes people are willing to pay money to be stung by bees; Bill and Boomhauer discover the pleasures of a deep fryer; Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a highway rest stop with nothing to eat.
Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; Luanne falls for Lucky's new rims.
