While running an errand in Little Columbia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.
A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.
Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.
Steve and Principal Lewis get caught in a dangerous situation at the school; the rest of the family makes an adorable new friend.
Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.
Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.
Barry blows out his dad's speakers and Snot helps him replace them. Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.
Stan is forced to co-lead a scouts troop with Hayley while Steve blunders in his fantasy world.
Jeff's people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.
When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.
Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus's childhood. Roger has a piano recital.
Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.
When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a valuable lesson. Meanwhile, Hayley attempts to sleep with the celebrity singer.
Steve discovers his mom has never stopped giving him her breastmilk.
When Stan sees a middle-school classmate, he feels compelled to right an old wrong; Roger feels a cold coming on.
Hayley takes extreme measures to help Klaus from being deported while the rest of the family tries to open a coconut.
Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.
Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.
Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.
Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in "no good" downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.
Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve's room.
