The Heart, She Holler

Preverse Psychologism

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EPISODETV-MA

Season 1

EP 1 And So It Begends

When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)

EP 2 No Jojo No!

Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.

EP 3 Holy Meemaw

Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.

EP 4 Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards

Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.

EP 5 Death Begins at Conception

When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.

EP 6 Dare to Holler

When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!

Season 2

EP 1 Begend The Endginning

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

EP 2 Proper Dental Care is MURDER

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

EP 3 The Blue Lonegoon

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

EP 4 The Telltale Butthole

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

EP 5 Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

EP 6 Pequiem For a Recker

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

EP 7 An Emotional Can of Mommyworms

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

EP 8 The DeArranged Marriage

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

EP 9 Werelan

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

EP 10 Come Unity

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

EP 11 Hambrain Jan

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

EP 12 Preverse Psychologism

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EP 13 Gamebored

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

EP 14 The Endginning

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.

Season 3

EP 1 In Meatro

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.

EP 2 WUWPs

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

EP 3 Klansgender Rights

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

EP 4 Groaning Amore

When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

EP 5 Oralboros

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

EP 6 Slaughter Me To Heaven

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

EP 7 Congroined Hearts

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

EP 8 The Comening

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Extras