Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Transcript

Musician Jonathan Richman, who first climbed to fame fronting The Modern Lovers, favors Space Ghost with a couple of charming songs during a meandering conversation.

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Season 1

EP 1 Spanish Translation

After declaring his fondness for Mexican food, Space Ghost asks diet guru Susan Powter what super powers help "stop the insanity." Comedian Kevin Meaney discusses the virtues of wearing tight pants and the Bee Gees stop by for a short, bizarre visit.

EP 2 Gilligan

Three stranded castaways, Bob Denver (Gilligan), Dawn Wells (Mary Ann) and Russell Johnson (the Professor), take their turns in the video monitor. Zorak declares, "I am the lone locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky."

EP 3 Elevator

Self-proclaimed goddess of the galaxy Judy Tenuta and Space Ghost decide to visit the Elvis Chapel in Las Vegas. Space Ghost also talks with Dr. Timothy Leary, a man branded by Nixon as "the most dangerous man alive." Then, it's tacos for everybody, even actress Ashley Judd.

EP 4 CHiPs

Space Ghost welcomes two talk-show experts, Bill Carter and Joe Franklin. Carter, author of "The Late Shift,"explains why Space Ghost was excluded from his book. Franklin, the world's first TV talk show host, gives him a few pointers. Moltar introduces his fascination with the television series "CHiPs,"a theme that will resurface again and again.

EP 5 Bobcat

During an otherwise friendly interview with comedian Bobcat Goldthwait, Zorak reveals Space Ghost's secret identity: Tad Ghostal. Goldthwait agrees to party with Space Ghost after the show. The festivities are spoiled, however, by Zorak and his punk friends, The Ramones.

EP 7 Banjo

Space Ghost is nurturing a special pet—Banjo the sea monkey. Zorak sabotages the interview with Schooly D by hypnotically controlling Space Ghost's mind. Weird Al Yankovic reveals that he can eat his weight in Ding Dongs, but his interview is cut short by Banjo, now a colossal brine shrimp intent on destroying the set.

EP 7 Punch

After model Cyndi Guyer, the female Fabio, explains what she looks for in a man, the Jerky Boys arrive and promptly threaten to punch Space Ghost in the mouth. The undertow of violence subsides with the appearance of model Dian Parkinson.

EP 8 Batmantis

A mysterious villain kidnaps Moltar and Space Ghost must solicit the help of Adam West, Lee Meriweather and Eartha Kitt, all from the "Batman"television series, in an effort to save him. And...holy exoskeleton, Space Ghost, it's Zorak as Batmantis!

EP 9 Self Help

Hoping to rehabilitate Zorak, Space Ghost welcomes psychiatrist Dr. Joyce Brothers, who ends up being more concerned about him. Later, comic Rich Hall give Space Ghost pointers on how to pick up women that are immediately used by Zorak and Moltar to impress author Anka Radakovich.

EP 10 Gum, Disease

The rapport between Branford Marsalis and Space Ghost makes it look as though the then-band leader of "The Tonight Show"might be switching talk shows. Next, a child star from the same television era as Space Ghost, Danny Bonaduce, talks about his days with the Partridge family and his deep-seated hatred for Osmonds.

Season 2

EP 1 President's Day Nightmare

Space Ghost shows off his versatility by emceeing Cartoon Network's "World Premiere Toon In". Members of the Council of Doom appear as judges in a beauty pageant-style competition between five cartoon directors. Blip also makes an appearance, prompting Space Ghost to croon, "Oh, what a monkey he is!"

EP 2 Le Livre D' Histoire

Lokar hosts a clip show while Space Ghost visits his mother in Florida.

EP 3 Girlie Show

Space Ghost pays tribute to Women in the Entertainment Industry. Fran Drescher paralyzes Space Ghost with desire. Carol Channing dispenses advice to soothe his heart but this comfort is ruined by the appearance of rocker Alice Cooper.

EP 4 Hungry

Space Ghost welcomes shiny happy Michael Stipe from R.E.M. (Space Ghost: "Is that you in the corner?"Stipe: "Yes, it is.") Later, he shares time-honored difficult-places-to-reach-while-scratching-stories with Lassie. Mujibur and Sirajul, frequent guest stars on "The Late Show with David Letterman,"mysteriously appear with Space Ghost's pizza.

EP 6 Sleeper

Feeling a little wired, Space Ghost asks professional wrestler Hulk Hogan to put him in a sleeper hold so that he can get some rest. Instead, Hogan recites an original haiku about Zorak. Slash from Guns 'N' Roses winds up the show with his usual gift for gab.

EP 7 Jerk

Space Ghost adds a few new twists: a live studio audience, a remarkably versatile applause sign and viewer call-in. The results fall flat and Space Ghost isn't happy. Palmer Mills and Sandra Bernhard come to agree Space Ghost is a jerk.

EP 8 Urges

It's mating season on Zorak's home planet. Despite the role the male plays in the love ritual, Zorak gives in to the common of insect impulses and returns home. Space Ghost welcomes Catherine Bach and plays the blues with Matthew Sweet.

Season 3

EP 1 Explode

Lokar, a villain from Space Ghost's original series, attempts to woo Moltar away from his helm as director. Oblivious, Space Ghost proceeds with his celebrity guests--Terry Jones and Glen Phillips--one of whom reveals his secret identity as Tongue Man.

EP 2 $20.01

This loose parody of Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" features Joel Hodgson, creator of "Mystery Science Theater 3000," and comedic magicians Penn and Teller. Moltar and Zorak are fired when Space Ghost replaces them with MOE 2000, an unfeeling computer director.

EP 3 Lovesick

Debuting on Valentine's Day, this episode finds Space Ghost heartbroken over a failed relationship. The despondent Ghost finds that not even the antics of comedian Carrot Top can lure him from his lovesick stupor.

EP 4 Transcript

Musician Jonathan Richman, who first climbed to fame fronting The Modern Lovers, favors Space Ghost with a couple of charming songs during a meandering conversation.

EP 5 Sharrock

Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore stars as Fred Cracklin in a 15-minute showcase for late musician Sonny Sharrock. Sharrock was the man behind the "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" theme music.

EP 6 Boo!

Space Ghost turns to experts for advice on supernatural phenomena such as the disappearance of his phantom cruiser keys. Michael Norman, ghost expert and author of Historic Haunted America, and Bill Nye are all too happy to help him out.

EP 7 Freak Show

Marshall "Duh" Staxx of the musical group Green Jelly and yodeller Wylie Gustafson are the freaks du jour in this aptly named episode. The show also features a video pirate who identifies himself only as "Commander Andy of the Cosmos."

EP 8 Switcheroo

Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin! Evil Twin!

EP 9 Surprise

After Moltar sends Space Ghost away to "pick up an important package in the mailroom," Zorak takes a seat behind the desk. What happens next is television history as Zorak cackles through a rapid-fire series of "interviews" with everyone from actress Cameron Diaz to TV's Jimmie "Good Times" Walker.

EP 11 Jacksonville

With Moltar on the run, Space Ghost is forced to recruit Tansut as his fill-in director, who causes problems before bringing out guests Kirk Hammett and James Hetfield of Metallica.

EP 12 Late Show

Former "Late Show With David Letterman" writers scripted this unabashed spoof of late-night talk show convention. Janeane Garofalo reveals her secret power, then hypnotist Flip Orley joins Space Ghost until Zorak, using an incantation, turns him into David Grohl of the Foo Fighters. Sitting in with the band is John Popper of Blues Traveler.

EP 13 Cookout

After a show open that features Moltar and Zorak arguing the respective merits of Beefaroni and Beefaghetti, Space Ghost enlists the Council of Doom to judge an old-fashioned cooking competition between three nationally-acclaimed culinary experts: Emeril Lagasse, Nathalie Dupree and Martin Yan.

EP 14 Art Show

Performance artist Laurie Anderson riles Space Ghost by revealing that she never watches television, then waxes conspiratorial about cyberspace. A disengaged Space Ghost invisos out, missing much of their remaining conversation. Next, Space Ghost endeavors to understand members of the performance troupe Stomp.

EP 15 Woody Allen's Fall Project

In an apparent tribute to E! Entertainment's well-publicized re-enactments of the O.J. Simpson hearings, viewers are treated to performances of selected "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" moments by the Ghost Planet Dinner Theater Ensemble of Doraville, GA.

Season 4

EP 1 Rehearsal

This flashback episode transports viewers to a dress rehearsal two days before the premiere of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" in April 1994. Offering a rare glimpse behind the scenes, "Rehearsal" features Space Ghost, Moltar and Zorak flubbing familiar gags, missing cues and mistiming special effects.

EP 2 Gallagher

Space Ghost introduces "Space Time Quiz Fun 9000" and his "contestants," comedians David Cross and Bob Odenkirk of HBO's "Mr. Show." What follows is a rapid-fire conversation in more ways than one, as Odenkirk's growing addiction to power-band blasts results in a steady volley from Space Ghost.

EP 3 Edelweiss

Zorak is zapped until he can apparently no longer regenerate, leaving Space Ghost without a bandleader. Moltar is instructed to fill in for his dearly departed friend by singing renditions of German folk songs, which puts Beck, the show's lone guest, to sleep.

EP 4 Anniversary

Space Ghost marks a "special notch in the belt that is the Space Ghost saga" with returning guests Bobcat Goldthwait and Judy Tenuda. The show also includes special appearances by villian-turned-announcer Tansut and the evil Chad Ghostal, as well as a spectacular career retrospective montage compiled by Moltar.

EP 5 Zoltran

Space Ghost chats with Robin Leach until his guest reveals that he is, in fact, an evil villain named Zoltran. Leach, as Zoltran, blasts Space Ghost by shooting lasers out of his eyes. Unfortunately for Space Ghost, the show doesn't get any easier as Merrill Markoe needles him about his age and his intergalactic location.

EP 6 Pilot

After revealing that contractual squabbles before the premiere of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" resulted in an aborted test shoot starring rival superhero Birdman, host Lokar presents exclusive glimpses of this "lost" pilot.

EP 7 Speck

Reggae star Jimmy Cliff chats with Space Ghost about his new album and touring in South America. Moltar and mechanic-turned-musician Jack Logan share a creepy conversation about items underneath their beds.

EP 8 Zorak

Space Ghost presents a special tribute to Zorak. Dr. Maxcy Nolan, professor of entomology at the University of Georgia, speculates that the bandleader may be hiding an extra set of legs under his vest. Exterminator Steve Arnold, meanwhile, reveals that he says "Take this!" before going after insects.

EP 9 Switcheroo '97

Space Ghost's sidekicks have hosted a convention behind his back. Moltar and Zorak bring out their own guests Bill Mumy and Mark Hamill. In a jealous rage, Space Ghost announces plans for Space Ghost Con '97, vowing to exclude his co-stars.

EP 12 Boo Boo Kitty

Self-heralded "comedy ghetto" resident Michael McKean barely gets a word in with Space Ghost, and David Lander suffers a similar fate. The reason? Zorak and Space Ghost's roommate tiff spilling over into the show. In addition, a menacing "kitty" blimp hovers around Ghost Planet.

EP 13 Needledrop

Even though two prominent rappers, Ice-T and Ernie-C, make their 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' debut, Space Ghost decides to do the 'hip shake' throughout the show. Zorak attempts to hypnotize all the guests, including actor Fred Willard.

EP 14 Sphinx

"Beavis and Butthead" and "King of the Hill" creator Mike Judge kindly asks Space Ghost to "whack the Rugrats." Space Ghost agrees to the job, as long as he can get onto one of Judge's shows. Harland Williams doesn't last long after calling Space Ghost "Billy" and "Naughty Space Ghost."

EP 15 Pavement

Indie rock group Pavement, sitting in for an incarcerated Zorak and The Original Way-Outs, makes history as the first band ever to perform on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

EP 16 Untitled

Space Ghost, an unofficial member of the P-Funk Mob, sets the groove in motion with George Clinton, but Moltar attempts to wrest the show from Space Ghost's control so he can interview his hero and the star of TV's 'CHiPs,' Erik Estrada.

EP 18 Piledriver

Grandpa Space Ghost, whose physique is identical to his grandson's and whose voice is identical to WCW wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage, gives an "OOOO-YEEAAAHHH!" performance despite being clubbed with a chair by Zorak. Grandpa Ghostal interviews kid actress Raven Symone.

EP 19 Suckup

Desperate for a new gig, Space Ghost kisses up to "Talk Soup" host John Henson and "Entertainment Tonight" host Bob Goen by telling each that they are "pretty men." Space Ghost even offers to set Henson up with his "sister" Judy. Brak spoils the affair by spilling gravy all over the set.

EP 20 Dam

Space Ghost Coast to Coast welcomes its first-ever Academy Award winner, Charlton Heston, who, after much prodding, offers his trophy to Space Ghost.

EP 21 Boat Show

The deep space set comes alive like never before with 11 glorious musical numbers. Space Ghost, Zorak and Moltar are joined by Brak, who performs a melodic Man on the Street duet with the originator of the popular skit, Steve Allen.

EP 22 Telethon

When the Council of Doom takes your phone calls and the only caller is Brak posing as Seymour Hiney, you know your telethon is in trouble. It takes Space Ghost until the telethon's ending to realize his show is completely bankrupt for good!

EP 23 Dimethyl Pyrimidinol Bisulfite

Space Ghost and Zorak try to endorse ointment and potted meat to the home viewing audience. Pat Boone sings Space Ghost's praises, while rapper Chuck D is not impressed with the public-service rap performance by the Rappin' Space Goblin.

Season 5

EP 1 Joshua

A marketing infomercial about taking advantage of Space Ghost's power, followed by interviews with the winners of the "Haiku'n for Space Ghost" contest.

EP 2 Terminal

Space Ghost announces he is dying and begins to look for someone to replace him. To confirm the grim prognosis, Dr. Drew Pinsky appears on the show. Zorak becomes excited and begins playing New Orleans jazz, which gets him zapped.

EP 3 Toast

After Space Ghost declares his love for Merill Markoe, he receives advice from Adam Corolla, host of MTV's "Loveline." Knowing that Space Ghost is smitten, Zorak begins to do everything in his power to win Merrill Markoe as his own, leading to a battle between the two.

EP 4 Lawsuit

Space Ghost is the target of a lawsuit filed against him by former co-stars Jan and Jace. The twins employ the services of the infamous Dr. Nightmare to represent their case. Space Ghost acquires attorney Greta Van Susteren.

EP 6 Warren

Space Ghost grows angry upon learning that he has been 'imposternated' on a bizarre, intergalactic television program called 'The Warren Show.' In response, he takes Moltar and Zorak on a mission to find the host, who is actually a bush.

EP 7 Chinatown

Supermodel Tyra Banks guests on an episode that features Space Ghost trading Moltar to a Japanese baseball team. Moltar is replaced in the control room by a dog and has a song dedicated to him by Zorak.

EP 8 Rio Ghosto

Pursuing a movie career, Space Ghost seeks advice from the director of 'Mall Rats,' Kevin Smith, and actor Ben Stiller. Hollywood director Jim Jarmusch also makes an appearance.

EP 9 Pal Joey

Joey, an overzealous ex-intern, annoys Space Ghost with his antics. In retribution, Space Ghost destroys the pest and shuttles his corpse into outer space for disposal.

EP 10 Curses

Space Ghost is afflicted by the Curse of Kintave and is driven to eat all of his guests. In the end, even Zorak and Moltar cannot escape his ravenous appetite. The svelte Shirley Manson is spared, since she's not much of a meal.

EP 11 Intense Patriotism

Space Ghost attempts to take Ghost Planet to the United States, and consequently focuses the show on various aspects of America. Zorak fools Space Ghost into thinking that his mantis droppings are his children.

EP 12 Waiting for Edward

Space Ghost interviews Denis Leary with questions like, "Are you a leprechaun?" Moltar destroys Ghost Planet and Space Ghost subsequently appears at a day camp, explaining how he saved Christmas.

Season 6

EP 1 Chambraigne

Space Ghost's obsession with hair care products finally gets him into trouble when he lathers up with Chambraigne, the shampoo for your brain. Despite limb loss, Space Ghost tries to convince Bob Costas and the world that Chambraigne truly is an intelli-hancer. Then Carl explodes.

EP 2 Snatch

The comedy stakes are high when Space Ghost, Moltar, Zorak and guest Steven Wright are stalked by body-snatching pods. Show producers auctioned off the ending of this episode on eBay.

EP 3 Girl Hair

Girl hair. Hanson has it and Space Ghost is obsessed with combing it. This episode reveals Space Ghost's dark side as well as Zorak's desire to procure teeth so that he can get into clubs. Appearances by the Tooth Fairy and Santa bring about one of the weirdest scenes yet staged on the show.

EP 6 Table Read

The writing and production staff of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" join voice talents C. Martin Croker (Zorak and Moltar) and George Lowe (Space Ghost) to read through a script of an episode entitled "Fire Ant."

EP 7 Fire Ant- Short Version

Space Ghost and talk show host Conan O'Brien are engaged in riveting and witty repartee when a fire ant bites Space Ghost and everything goes Dada.

EP 8 King Dead

Jon Benjamin, voice of Ben Katz on Comedy Central's "Dr. Katz,"guests on a show that features rare appearances by Brak and Tansut.

Season 7

EP 1 Kentucky Nightmare

Space Ghost loses the show to the owner of a liquor store, and he is forced to use a shark as the show's new mascot. A bear wanders onto the set, upsetting the normal routine by repeatedly attacking Space Ghost. Later, the shark explodes, attracting giant Space Bees.

EP 2 The Justice Hole

Space Ghost has a temper tantrum and he leaves the show. While he's gone, Zorak, Moltar and Dave Thomas have a great time. Meanwhile, Space Ghost tries to make friends with the superheroes at the Hole of Justice, but they beat him up.

EP 3 Knifin' Around

Moltar gets his chance to host the show while Space Ghost illegally copies the new Radiohead album. Later, it is revealed that Space Ghost is married to Bjork. Space Ghost ends the episode by knocking her off of a cliff.

EP 4 Flipmode

Space Ghost is hosting a "mystery dinner theater" and the guest star is Busta Rhymes. After causing a massive gas leak, Space Ghost beats Zorak senseless a number of times. Later, they end up at a grocery store, confusing it for a hospital.

EP 6 Momentary

Special edition of "Kentucky Nightmare"--with commentary provided by the show producers' mothers.

Season 8

EP 1 Baffler Meal

Space Ghost reconsiders his decision to work with a trio of fast-food restaurant mascots, the Aqua Teens, in an attempt to appeal to the hunger in young teens.

EP 2 Whipping Post

Space Ghost is angry about a variety of topics, and rants mightily to his guest, comedian Dennis Miller.

EP 3 Eat a Peach

Moltar and Zorak compete for Space Ghost's attention, while Space Ghost is more concerned with the safety of comedian Todd Barry's automobile.

EP 4 In Memory of Elizabeth Reed

Space Ghost welcomes fellow intergalactic entertainer William Shatner, but their interview is cut short when Space Ghost is called into action to take part in an epic space battle.

EP 5 Idlewild South

Space Ghost gets hammered during his interview with Jeff Probst, the host of TV's "Survivor".

Season 9

EP 1 Dreams

Space Ghost gets down and dirty with Triumph, the dog who loves to piss everyone off.

EP 2 Live at the Filmore

The creators of Space Ghost Coast to Coast did not have enough time to finish the show. So, here, watch this rough cut.

Extras

02:19

Zorak & Diamond Dallas Page: Evil is Only Skin Deep

Beautiful music from two misunderstood souls.

01:28

Zorak: Zingor

No one sings the blues like Zorak. From the 1997 album Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Que.

00:25

Shut Up

Learn how to win any argument.