Loiter Squad

Episode 2

Thurnis Haley recounts a tragic story while washing his balls; Po-Po officers bust some illegal Cubans; bands-aids get a blacktop makeover.

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Season 1

Pilot

Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp his date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.

EP 1 Episode 1

Dr. Muhammed is the remarkable dentist with no arms; Emo Patrick posts responses to skits on YouPoop; Tyler loses a leg in a backyard bloodbath.

EP 2 Episode 2

Thurnis Haley recounts a tragic story while washing his balls; Po-Po officers bust some illegal Cubans; bands-aids get a blacktop makeover.

EP 3 Episode 3

Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 News presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops

EP 4 Episode 4

E.T.'s arrest leads to an interrogation room shootout; a pickup basketball game goes bottomless; some angry ice dancers take down a pig and a school.

EP 5 Episode 5

It's not easy for Sagan being 16 & Pregnant; Tyler learns an important lesson about sexual harassment; 80s video dating makes a comeback.

EP 6 Episode 6

Thurnis Haley shares his wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel remake Miami Vice; Black Shaun White shows off his stunts.

EP 7 Episode 7

Maurice finds out who's the daddy; Tyler, Jasper, and Lionel play with fish; Fernando teaches the art of dance.

EP 8 Episode 8

Mars and Sabrina Williams meet fans at a local tennis court; Mike G investigates a murder; Hodgy takes on a gang.

EP 9 Episode 9

Young N-Word and Gunshot go to court over a video game; Jasper kung fu fights; Blackass.

EP 10 Episode 10

Puppets fight and reveal secrets; Jefferson, Darnell, and Murphy go on the Mating Game; Taco wears the wrong camouflage during war.

Season 2

EP 1 Soul Food

The guys welcome Blake Andersen, Lionel tries out new catchphrases, and Tyler trains a rookie.

EP 2 Waiting To Exhale

The guys do their own spin on the Real Housewives Reunion and skate with Tony Hawk. Lionel wakes up a friend.

EP 3 Jason's Lyric

The Po-Po need help solving a big case, Blake Andersen is back, and a new music video debuts.

EP 4 How Stella Got Her Groove Back

The guys welcome back an old friend, Jasper and Taco audition for a fake commercial, and Lionel stars in the Blindside 2.

EP 5 Poetic Justice

The Shady Bunch has bad luck in Hawaii, Mars and Sabrina get pedicures, Jasper gives advice.

EP 6 Boyz In Da Hood

The guys go to jail, get adopted, and meet new Finnish friends The Dudesons.

EP 7 Menace 2 Society

The guys search for treasure, Jasper attempts a bike jump with the help of Andy Bell, and Earl complains about his roommate.

EP 8 Set It Off

Tyler hates his new stepfather Bam Margera, Taco hits the streets in a bathtub, and the cast gets new dolls with surprising powers.

EP 9 Jungle Fever

The cast attempts an intervention; Jasper and Tyler face moral dilemmas. Taco changes the game.

EP 10 Roots

Emo Patrick makes a phone call, the guys face eating challenges, Taco explains his world.

Season 3

EP 1 Sweet Chin Music

The guys return and take it to another level with Blake Anderson; Jasper shows off his cooking skills.

EP 2 Figure Four Leg Lock

The guys explore the dangers of drug use in a workplace; Tyler gives Seth Rogen valuable advice.

EP 3 Sharpshooter

Earl's out looking for a new roommate; Lionel gives some exciting insight.

EP 4 Walls of Jericho

Young N**** holds a press conference and premieres his new video.

EP 5 Rock Bottom/People's Elbow

The return of Catchphrase Jones; Family and friends hold a funeral for Carl.

EP 6 Stone Cold Stunner

Lionel and Jasper wrestle Tigers; Maurice helps Mac Miller battle his phobias.

EP 7 Razor's Edge

The guys audition for movie roles; Left Brain hits the streets with some real questions.

EP 8 Pedigree

Tatiana's sleepover takes a turn for the worse; Taco learns a moral lesson.

EP 9 Tombstone

Taco becomes the smartest man in the world thanks to Syd; The guys put on the greatest show of their lives.

EP 10 Bronco Buster

Lionel shows off his fly ass sweat suit; Tyler gets nasty with an old lady.