Hot Package

Drugs

Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs and NOTJackie Stallone sets the record straight.

EPISODETV-MA

Season 1

EP 1 Romance

Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show. Guest: Jeff Deane Turner.

EP 2 Mens

Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man. A very special makeover goes awry, and Hollywood is attacked by death, again. Jeff Deane Turner reviews a movie.

EP 3 Pilot

Derrick pulls a classic Hot Package episode from the vaults. The clock ticks for HP teen reporters Kerri and Nikki's possible Iranian execution; fashion computer IB Hem weighs in; and a razor blade frisbee seals one man's fate. Guest: Jeff Deane Turner.

EP 4 Bloopers

With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun -- except things get tense, and Anastasia makes Perry cry in front of a real doctor.

EP 5 Drugs

EP 6 Music

Hot Package has up-to-the-nanosecond coverage of the musical war raging across North America. Derrick interviews movie star Jennifer Day, and an HP reporter puts her life on the line.

Season 2

EP 1 A Brand New Day

With Pat O’Brien on vacation, Mark McGrath fills in as Derrick’s cohost. But things go awry when Hollywood goes on strike, and a disgruntled millitant holds the studio hostage. The show draws to a dramatic conclusion, and someone dies.

EP 2 Sex and Violence

Derrick gets into the hottest topics in Hollywood sex and violence with the help of Joey Greco (Cheaters) and Hot Package’s first ever Deep Focus Group. HP counts down its top sexiest moments, and Mark McGrath returns as a cohost… sort of.

EP 3 The HP Success Awards

Hologram Mark McGrath is up and running! Derrick recaps the winners of the 8th Annual Success Awards. The Rising Star Screen Test kicks off with two Hollywood hopefuls, and Corey Feldman stops by just in time for a sexy song duet.

EP 4 Fabio's Photo

Derrick, artist David Choe, and the HP crew celebrate the golden era of Hollywood by dressing as their Hollywood heroes. Fabio brings Derrick a photo from the set of Acapulco Heat, and Kenneth Anger dishes about the dark side of Tinseltown.

EP 5 Scandal

Derrick finds himself in the middle of a scandal. He’s seen destroying mysterious videotapes, which Jeff Deane Turner is set to air. He gets advice from exHollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss, and Hologram Mark McGrath enjoys a glorious send off.