Bob's Burgers

Can't Buy Me Math

Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

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Season 9

EP 10 Better Off Sled

It's all fun and games until the Belchers lose their sledding turf.

EP 11 Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's

Linda's new friend has an ulterior motive.

EP 12 The Helen Hunt

The Belchers help Teddy find love.

Season 5

EP 4 Dawn of the Peck

While Bob is boycotting the holiday, Linda and the kids spend Thanksgiving at the first annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival. However, a wild bird attack leads to total mayhem.

EP 5 Best Burger

Bob enters a burger-tasting contest, only to discover that his most distinguishing ingredient is missing! To help out their dad, the kids go on a mission to find the ever-so-important black garlic.

EP 6 Father of the Bob

At Bob's father's Christmas party, Bob and "Big Bob" rehash an old argument and try to outdo each other in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad.

EP 7 Tina Tailor Soldier Spy

Tina goes undercover to find the mole who is giving away their cookie secrets. Tired of the kids counting her gray hairs, Linda goes blonde. When she starts making dumb mistakes at work, Bob worries being blonde has gone to her head!

EP 8 Midday Run

When Tina is up for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the job so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. Back at the restaurant, Linda begins to decorate the walls with customer artwork on napkins.

EP 9 Speakeasy Rider

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.

EP 10 Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise

In order to become an accepted member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's arch enemy a job at the restaurant. Father and daughter are at odds and a choice must be made.

EP 11 Can't Buy Me Math

Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

EP 12 The Millie-Churian Candidate

Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after talking himself into buying it for $300.

EP 13 The Gayle Tales

Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.