Black Jesus

Vatican Guys

After discovering the leaked video of Jesus performing a miracle, the Vatican sends two secret Vatican agents from Italy to Compton USA to kidnap "the Black Jesus" and determine if this oversized black guy is really the son of God.

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Season 1

EP 1 Smokin', Drinkin', and Chillin'

The gang talks Jesus into coming along on a drug buy financed by Boonie's mom.

EP 2 Fish and the Con Man

Vic vows to remove Jesus from the neighborhood, and hires Lloyd to be his "eyes and ears in the streets" and keep tabs on him. Meanwhile Jesus and the gang find the perfect lot for the garden, only to face instant extortion from local Mexican gangsters.

EP 3 The S*** Heist

After being extorted by Mexican gangsters, our heroes are left with no money for fertilizer for their garden, so they must execute a manure heist at the Compton Boarding Stables.

EP 4 I Gave at the Playground

The gang agrees to help Boonie with a yard sale to get more money for child support, even though he swears he paid. His ex, Shalinka, shows up to wreak havoc on the sale and our guys.

EP 5 Fried Green Tomatoes

The gang is ready to quit the garden when they find the weed in the garden has failed, but they discover an abundance of "miracle" green tomatoes.

EP 6 Love Thy Enemy, Part 1

As our heroes start bottling and selling their magical green tomato sauce, Ms. Tudi is presented with a unique opportunity to make peace with Vic and the Concerned Citizens of Southwest Central Compton (CCSWC).

EP 7 The Other Shoe Drops

Trayvon's foray into documentary filmmaking reveals greed, chaos, angry farmers, and a saboteur pouring bleach in the garden.

EP 8 Love Thy Enemy, Part 2

Vic has let the complex fall into shambles - with Lloyd acting as manager.

EP 9 Gangsta's Paradise

With the garden in danger, our heroes decide to have an online benefit concert with Coolio to raise the money.

EP 10 WTFWBJD

While Jesus is on the run, our gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.

Season 2

EP 1 No Room for Jesus

Fresh from the mental hospital, Jesus is back in Compton looking for a place to stay. He grows concerned when it appears Fish has returned to a life of crime.

EP 2 Jesus Gonna Get His

Jesus and the gang take on the "Church of Jesus Christ in Compton" and plot to teach its corrupt preacher a lesson.

EP 3 False Witness

When Vic misinterprets the gang's latest hustle as terrorist activity, he gears up to wage a one-man war against them.

EP 4 Hands of God

Jesus joins Ms. Tudi in her latest money-making scheme, a mobile spa van charging for Holy foot massages. The hustle puts Fish in an awkward position when Tudi soon decides it better to sell Fish's "gift of sexiness" instead.

EP 5 Tasty Tudi's

When Fish seduces a city worker into a no limit EBT card, he learns that free food can come at a high price.

EP 6 Taco Sundays

Our heroes travel through Compton in a food truck, spreading the good word and fish tacos. When Jesus's phone falls into the wrong hands, Trayvon is desperate to get it back.

EP 7 Thy Neighbor's Strife

Vic plunges into sin courtesy of Lloyd's estranged wife. Meanwhile, the gang shoots a music video for Boonie's latest track, "Side Bitches".

EP 8 Never Say When

With a little divine influence, Lloyd gets a lucrative job as a liquor spokesman. Success changes Lloyd but not in the ways Jesus had hoped.

EP 9 Janky Cable

When Trayvon's dad hooks them up with free cable, Vic will stop at nothing to spoil the gang's enjoyment of fight night.

EP 10 Good for Nothing

Lloyd's wife resurfaces announcing she wants a divorce. Vic is overjoyed, until things get messy. After a visit to the probation office, Fish faces a test of faith.

EP 11 A Very Special Christmas in Compton

Fed up with the commercialization of the holiday, Jesus makes a Christmas wish of his own. When it's granted, he's forced to face the unintended consequences of life without divinity.

Season 3

EP 1 The Compton Carter

Jesus returns from jail to discover his running buddy Boonie has relocated from their old Compton Gardens apartment complex to the "New" Compton Gardens, where Lloyd is building manager.

EP 2 Vatican Guys

EP 3 Parole Officer

The parole officer for Jesus, a friendly white dude that just wants to make the world a better place, witnesses proof of Jesus' divinity, has a spiritual upheaval and decides to stop going to work and follow Jesus.

EP 4 Operation Shut'emdown

AmBro, the head of security at The New Compton Gardens, has formed a militia to scare off drug dealers in the hood. In a show of force, his troops take over the street for a day, which screws up a drug deal the gang planned for that day.

EP 5 Boonie Christ

Jesus lets Boonie have the power of Christ so he can see how difficult being the Son of God really is. While Boonie is trying to figure out how to make his new powers work for him, Jesus takes a skip day for himself.

EP 6 The Compton Crusader

There's a vigilante in Southwest Compton, and he's taken matters into his own hands. Jesus has to stop him before he goes too far.

EP 7 Hair Tudi

Ms. Tudi miraculously scores a small business loan, and now she can open "Tudi's Wigs, Weaves and Whatnots." The Korean Bitch Mafia isn't happy the store is on their turf, and that means war.

EP 8 Boonie Comes Up

Boonie thinks he has been possessed by the soul of a dead gangster and begins acting like a serious badass. That day, Lloyd serves Jesus papers - he's taking him to "Homey's Court" for making him sober, and to settle up for $600.

EP 9 God's Team

Jesus suddenly finds himself as the coach for the Compton Devils junior high football. His agenda to spread love and kindness is at odd with winning at all costs, and we see his struggle play out in the big game.

EP 10 The Real Jesus of Compton

The gang talks Jesus into starring in a reality show after a sleazy producer promises them fame and fortune. It's a disaster from start to finish, but Jesus is determined to get Pop's good word out as a result.

Extras

00:38

Homey's Court

Advantage Jesus.

00:27

Smooth Talk

Had to argue those curls.

01:32

Jesus' Followers

Please, not MySpace.

09:35

Season 1 Blooper Reel

Nobody's perfect, not even your Boy.