Ballmastrz: 9009

Defective Affection?! Dodge the Wayward Strikes of Cupid's Calamitous Quiver!

Thousands of years in the future, teams of Ballmastrz face off against each other using their own hyper-creative and artificially intelligent combat weapons to attack, defend and score.

EPISODE

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Season 1

EP 1 A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy Falls Fast and Hard

A lifetime of partying takes an unexpected turn when Gaz Digzy experiences the wildest night of her superstar life.

EP 2 With the Burning Spirit of Teamwork in Her Heart

Gaz plans to backstab The Leptons in her first game as captain, but a shocking new display of teamwork might change her mind.

EP 3 Very Special Balls

In an attempt to understand Ace and Babyball's incredible new powers, The Leptons seek the psychotic advice of Crayzar.

EP 4 To Catch a Princess

Ace's online obsession arouses the interest of a mysterious video game vixen.

EP 5 Breathe Deep to Win! Teamwork Cuts Through the Foul Odor of Obsession!

When a stinky stalker torments The Leptons, they enlist the help of a former foe.

EP 6 Honor! Money! Swords! Dongs! Ultimate Gaz Boom Boom Rookie Card Battle Begin! Fight!

A search for lucrative sports memorabilia leads Ace, Gaz, and Babyball to the lair of an Ulsa Guerin wise guy.

EP 7 Leather Passions! 2 Hearts, 2 Wheelz, Infinite Roadz. RIDE NOW!

Dee Dee ditches the team for the hunky leader of a menacing biker gang. Is Leto man enough to win her back?

EP 8 Hunger Cramps on the Playing Field of Friendship

Feeling unappreciated by his teammates, Ace finds comfort in a bizarre new vice that leaves him with an unhealthy appetite.

EP 9 Chaste Wing of the Cold Turkey vs Flaming Fist of Indulgence!

Desperate to lose her beer gut by game day, Gaz trains under the master of washboard abs, Flypp Champion.

EP 10 Strength through Song; Brotherhood through Blood; Redemption through Rage. Sing, Fallen Angel!

The crippling fear of humiliation leads Gaz to sabotage The Leptons secret plan in a critical match against her former teammates.

Season 2

EP 1 Infinite Hugs: Cold Embrace of the Bloodless Progenitors!

When Ace gets depressed because he has no family to share the joy of his new fame in the game with, Gaz and Babyball make him one.

EP 2 Shameful Disease of Yackety Yack! Don't Talk Back! Be Silenced Forever!

When Gaz catches an embarrassing S.T.D. will the Leptons find the cure before a very important public appearance?

EP 3 Big Boy Body, Bigger Baby Boy Heart! Can You Endure the Pain of Love? Babyball, Discover It Now!

Babyball gets a special upgrade that comes with a surprising new attitude adjustment.

EP 4 Children of the Night Serenade Wet Nurse of Reprisal; Scream, Bloodsucker, Scream!

When Gaz falls under the spell of a mysterious pickup artist, one of her teammates must resurrect a heroic alter ego to save the day.

EP 5 When You Wish Upon a Spore

After insulting a superfan, Flypp is ordered to complete Crayzar’s new sensitivity training program.

EP 6 Can't Stand the Heat? Ultimate Kitchen Technique! Finish Them, Warrior Bard!!

The Leptons discover Leto has a flair for the culinary arts and pressure him into becoming a contestant in Crayzar’s cooking competition.

EP 7 Defective Affection?! Dodge the Wayward Strikes of Cupid's Calamitous Quiver!

Thousands of years in the future, teams of Ballmastrz face off against each other using their own hyper-creative and artificially intelligent combat weapons to attack, defend and score.

EP 8 Dance Dance Convolution?! Egos Warped by the Hair Gel of Hubris! Atonement, NOW!

A smooth-talking manager molds Ace into a popstar and Ace-mania takes the consortium by storm.

EP 9 Don't Let a Big Head Give You The Championship Blues! You Can Do It, Leptons! Try Your Best To Win!!

The Leptons face their most ruthless foe yet, and Ace's selfish streak isn't helping. Tensions boil over until it's an all-out grudge match that neither team can handle.

EP 10 Onward, True Blue Friends Win Eternal; Paladin of the Heavens, Start Today!

A menacing figure from Gaz's past threatens the team's unity. Now, it will take an unprecedented threat to bring the team back together.

EP 11 Ballmastrz: Rubicon

When secrets from Crayzar's past threaten the future of the planet, will he grow some balls and unite 'Team Earth' or add humanity to the intergalactic endangered species list?

Extras

01:04

Stink Bomb

Some presents are better unopened.

01:02

Crayzar

The Supreme Ruler explains his bizarre motivation.

00:37

Meet the Players

Memorize the names our your new favorite crew.

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