American Dad

Portrait of Francine's Genitals

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

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Season 17

EP 5 Epic Powder Dump

Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.

EP 6 American Dad Graffito

To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.

EP 7 Beyond the Alcove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Klaus

Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

EP 8 A Song of Knives and Fire

Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.

EP 9 The Curious Case of the Old Hole

Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole. Meanwhile, Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.

EP 10 Gold Top Nuts

The Smiths return from a difficult, quarrelsome vacation, but they can't get a break from each other.

EP 11 The Three Fs

Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household. Unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.

EP 12 Smooshed: A Love Story

Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.

EP 13 The Fast and the Spurious

Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents. Klaus and Jeff bond.

EP 14 A League of His Own

Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.

Season 12

EP 3 The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

EP 4 Portrait of Francine's Genitals

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

EP 5 Bahama Mama

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

EP 6 Roger's Baby

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

EP 7 Ninety North, Zero West

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

EP 8 Whole Slotta Love

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

EP 9 The Witches of Langley

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

EP 10 A Nice Night for a Drive

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

EP 11 Casino Normale

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

EP 12 Bazooka Steve

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing. Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

EP 14 Julia Rogerts

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

EP 15 The Life and Times of Stan Smith

Stan becomes addicted to "dying" after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack. Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.