A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
Bobby's success in Home Economics wreaks havoc on the Hill household.
Bobby and Hank become rivals in competitive dog dancing; Bill mistakenly thinks a Rottweiler would be a good dog dance partner.
Bobby takes up rose gardening, and Hank enters him in a cutthroat competition.