Hank is horrified when Ted Wassonasong tears down a quaint neighborhood home and replaces it with an ugly mansion.
Hank is flabbergasted when Strickland Propane uses MySpace to attract customers; Dale hunts for truffles with some help from a pig and Ladybird.
With his job on the line, Principal Moss labels Bobby a "special needs" student to prevent slower kids from taking a No Child Left Behind standardized test.
Peggy and her friends secretly study Bill's "common man" purchasing habits in hopes of making money in the stock market.
Hank organizes a Cub Scouts-like group that he belonged to as a child, but is frustrated by the new, cautious activities used to educate members; Peggy becomes a Welcome Wagon host; Lucky and Luanne collect wedding gifts.
