When Ladybird attacks an African-American repairman, Hank comes to believe that he is a racist.
Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday... only to end up getting drunk.
Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.
Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
