Bobby's success in Home Economics wreaks havoc on the Hill household.
A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
Bobby and Hank become rivals in competitive dog dancing; Bill mistakenly thinks a Rottweiler would be a good dog dance partner.
Bobby takes up rose gardening, and Hank enters him in a cutthroat competition.