When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.
Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret Army experiment.
Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own. Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.
Hank is invited to join an exclusive all-Asian country club, but discovers he's only being courted because he's white.