While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.
As prom approaches, Chris is having his usual girl troubles at school. When Chris is rejected by his crush, Stewie encourages him to post a fan video asking pop star Taylor Swift to the prom.
Lois has a girls' night out with Bonnie and Donna where they decide to prank call their husbands. After Lois's friends ridicule their spouses, Lois decides to pretend to be Peter's long lost daughter.
Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, for a surprising session.
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it.